Weekly Horoscopes: March 9-15th

March 09, 2015

 

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Fasten your seat belts... this week would even give fiery Aries queen, Bette Davis a run for her sanity!

I already spilled a cup of coffee all over my computer and it's not even Monday afternoon yet. This is the kind of week we're up for: lots of spills, fight or flight, and high alert moments for the taking. So essential to stay grounded, vigilant, patient and as peaceful as possible. None of these will come easily but we can fight for them. Mind above impulsive and (disastrous) matter. Mars and Uranus are heavy players this week and setting off next Monday's final and seventh Uranus-Pluto square. We're all being pushed to our brinks now.... so be gentle with one another.

9-15 March 2015:

Aries:

This could easily go down as one of the most intense, incendiary and explosive weeks of the year, Aries. The battle stars have your name written all over them, so take heed. You will feel summoned to stand and up and fight but just be sure the summons is coming from a noble cause rather than ego trigger. Expect to get set off on an hourly basis. Anger management and impulse control are your best weapons. Patience is your least salient virtue, but this week brings your feelings of urgency to mind-blowing new levels. This is the final week before next Monday’s seventh and final breakthrough or breakdown Uranus-Pluto square.

Taurus:

You’ve always fancied yourself as a sweet, gentle and patient soul and yet these days you’re starting to wonder if you need to join a fight club. Every angry, impatient and irrational impulse is at the ready and it takes so very little to set you off. Yes, this does seem to go against your very steadfast and grounded nature, almost as if your soul is being invaded by a bunch of angry teenage rebels. Use the force so it doesn’t burn you up, Taurus. There are creative and constructive ways to channel this fiery energy. You can finally get so much off your chest.

Gemini:

The planets have a way of pushing every fear and anxiety button you never even knew you had, Gemini. If ever there was a weak to practice of the art of counting to twenty before responding or reacting, it’s this one. There is such a volatile combination of planetary energies in the mix that are both stimulating but also so easy to incite others to violence. If your friends seem insanely belligerent, adolescent and in your face this week, you may have no choice but to play adult. Patience is in short supply and situations can escalate like wildfire now.

Cancer:

This is a week where feelings feel like forest fires. It’s a crash and burn vibe all around, and you are not the only one feeling so triggered that you want to jump out of your super-sensitive skin. You loathe confrontations and yet life has a way of throwing the most annoying people and situations in your face now. Consider this your final exam in terms of mastering the art of not taking anything personally. Trust that many are not acting from their adult selves this week. The best way to work the strong catalyzing force is to pour the aggression into your career or higher goals.

Leo:

It doesn’t really get any more fiery than this, Leo. Many are calling this a nuclear power kind of week as the current planetary war reaches explosive new levels. Channel this potent and volatile energy with the utmost care and creativity. The best way not to get pulled into the crossfires is to keep an open mind and patient heart. If you feel your pride getting stabbed at, one-up your adversary and just remove yourself from the situation so they fall flat on their face with no one left to fight with but their own demons. This is definitely a “rise above it” week. Don’t forget you’re royalty.

Virgo:

You’re known for your proficiency in worrying yourself sick over things, but this week week’s planetary war takes anxiety to epic new levels. There is a creative pulse behind the current frustrations and tension in the atmosphere. If anyone can harness the magical side of what feels like sheer stress and hazard, it’s you. Others will likely be going off the rails and trying to provoke arguments over anything and everything. Work that inner zen mastery that you totally forgot you possessed. You’re weirdly calm under high stress situations and have a way of helping others to ride the waves of insanity.

Libra:

Relationships continue to test, incite and work your very last nerve this week, Libra. You’re starting to accept that balance is a random and rare fluke these days. You’re not alone. The current planetary stress of the final and seventh Uranus-Pluto square is escalating interpersonal dynamics and pushing everyone’s most maniacal buttons. Remind yourself that most people are acting more like sullen teenagers than rational grown-ups now. You too may feel more triggered to respond from an adolescent part of your soul even against your most graceful instincts. It’s quite primal, if not barbaric out there at the moment, dear.

Scorpio:

It’s a good thing you adore intensity, Scorpio because this week is off the charts in terms of planetary drama. Your physical body is taking the brunt of the current incendiary insanity, so be sure to amp up on extra rest and nutrients to see you through. Choose as many stress reducers and health tonics as possible to keep your immunity up. Daily life takes on legendary levels of urgency and crisis-response scenarios. Your strength is needed by many and you could surprise yourself with how fortified your inner fearless warrior is when others are in need of your matchless ability to protect and comfort.

Sagittarius:

There are times in life when you feel you are being tested, but consider this week one of your life’s most significant audits, Sadge. Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster is about to go retrograde in your sign for the first time since he entered Sagittarius late last year. Your innate tendency is to rail against anything that feels limiting, confining or constraining and yet that’s exactly what your soul and sanity most require. Beat the planets to the punch and rein yourself in before life forces you to do so. There is incredible power when you live in integrity, work it.

Capricorn:

Your home/domestic scene could feel more like a war or disaster zone these days, Capricorn. The same goes for your inner world. The planets are angry, impatient and ready to rumble-- and so are you. Yes, of course this goes against every mature bone in your wise-old-soul body but there is something extremely regressive and primal about the current planetary atmosphere. The seventh and final Pluto-Uranus square is building to maximum intensity and hitting your stars like a Mack Truck. Is there a saving grace on this week’s battlefield? Yes it’s just a matter of summoning loads of vigilance, patience and caution.

Aquarius:

The planets are determined to test your patience impulse control in unfathomable ways this week, Aquarius. Especially when it comes to what you think, say and text. Check yourself for any trigger-happy response patterns with a feisty and aggressive edge. It’s just all too easy to set fires, burn bridges and shoot your mouth off in ways that create cataclysmic crises in a note second. There is nothing even, patient or tempered about this week’s planetary war. The final and seventh Pluto-Uranus square perfects next Monday, so this is the week brings the grand finale of explosions to the scene.

Pisces:

If ever there was a week to apply every fiber of your watery being towards being more grounded and present, it’s this one. You cannot afford to check out for even a second, Pisces. The energies are way too volatile and explosive this week as we reach the seventh, and final Uranus-Pluto square. Vigilance and care are required to avoid accidents and other mishaps. Remind yourself not to take the infantile reactions of others personally (especially since your social zone is getting set off). People are not exactly at their most mature best under the current planetary duress, darling.

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